By Gilbert Trottier
Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien has rejected an offer by his chief spokeswoman to resign after being quoted as calling President George W. Bush a moron.
"She has great affection for morons . . ."
Chretien maintained that Ducros, who is a former practicing psychologist who worked with the mentally handicapped, uses the word "moron" regularly. "She meant no harm, and assures me she has great affection for the many morons she has encountered therapeutically over the years."
Cheney Calms Bush?
An unidentified spokesperson also denied reports that Cheney had to be called to calm the president and stop the attack. "There is no truth to reports that the vice president interceded to halt either a nuclear or conventional attack on Canada. However, the president is keeping his options open. Right now he is more concerned about Saddam Hussein."
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